BEEFBOWEL ANIME
  "...they're ugly, butt-lickin' anal whackers."

	INTRODUCTION
Thanks to NewsWeek, We now have a new logo. ...but we're too stupid to do anything to it. See what our adoring admirers at The Dildo Connection have to say about us. Warning kiddies, Jin Kim's face is shown on this page, so parental discretion is advised!	B effBowel, I mean BeefBowel Anime Club, is a club of mental rejects that moved to the southern California area in the hopes of becoming porn stars, but were so ugly, when they took their clothes off, the resulting stentch resulted in mass suicides. So they decided to rent a dubbed copy of Urotsuki Doji and found themselves with their hands down their pants. So we decided to dedicate our lives to it. We just don't care what functioning humans think about us, because "I love what you do for me." (copy cat of Toyota commercial) This ranges from boringly innocent Softcel films, special interest of P-Jin, to home-made XXX-rated one-man sponge and bathroom flicks, Phillip's the man. We often steal condoms, trade with other criminal organizations, or hang around others, trying to force them into giving serious hand jobs to those who deserve it most, OURSELVES and not to forget our members.
Main Showing Dates Location Top Ten Lists Scripts Laugh Lines One Hot Little Girl... BoxBoy Spooge Dreams Hentai E-mail	B eefBowel didn't actually start out as Beefbowel in the begining. We were formerly known as Betty Ford Clinic. Boring... We stayed that for about two to three decades, then we called it quits. Simply beacause, the those nurses that gave us catheders everyday started to get on our nerves. So, we decided to "restructure" according to what we envisioned in the beginning, to have fun wiht ourselves with no one to look us over. We had a VERY "hard" time looking for a place to hold our showings. Luckily, we found Noir Leather. Ever since, we've been showing our stuff for twice a month. Our pants are open to the public, and free of charge, unlike others. All we ask is to come to our showings and enjoy everybody else. So with a new name, an attitude, a new organ (thanks to Jin Kim's operation), and a new slogan "all you can eat anime," we are Beefbowel ANIME CLUB.
	Let me just end with quotes from our ever increasing officers: " I think Beefbowel represents Jin Kim...and the gang..and how it's only purpose is to destroy Western society. Beefbowel Anime is not force to be reckoned with! The only purpose of Beefbowel is to show that it's up to us to start our own religion, because, darnit, no one else is going to say in-breeding is all right! We also hang around Fanime Con '97 and Anime America in the hopes of those cool middle-aged guys with the greasy hair, the pot bellies, and those cool Sailor Moon costumes to come back with us and party down! I bet this club probably has the most dickwhacks then any other club..eh Anthony? We got Jin, Tuan, Winston, Anthony, me for now! That's like 3, and sorta have our own pimp too with Jun around! Hey guys if combine our powers we can bend over for anyone....! " --Chief Thunder, tha_fiercest@juno.com Send your thoughts to the Chief (fun Village People referance). " A nd you make me out to be a spooge-craving monger. I only destroy blind old beggers that reek like their own urine like Jin Kim ; and if I am to hose down anyone... my first choice would be all the little kids in the orphanage!. So here is my lil (and I DO mean lil!) bit: Beefbowel Anime (however ridiclous sounding the name is) is great anime club in my opinion. though at times... we seem to be pimpin' and horny as hell... we are brain-dead and tasteless. though our common bond is... bondage (I made a funny) we are all VERY good friends in this bunch. we don't take anime too seriously. but when it matters, we get done. and as Mr. Winky would often say. it's all free for the public to enjoy us. " ---P-Jin, jin@webbnet.com (send your thoughts to the pubic hair-less wimp) " F REE...FREE...all our shit is free. No fee cause it's FREE. Copies of tapes are FREE (as long as a Polaroid/Kmart Focal tape is provided). Beefbowel showings are all FREE kick-ass dubbed anime (Yes! Adventure Kid III was dubbed...in Spanish even though it had English Dioluoge (sp?) ). All are welcome as long as they don't stink more than we do ( take a whiff of us before you come... well meet you in the car! wink wink ). We need more fine old men to "come" to our showings ( I'm also into those young kiddies "the Old Bald Man" is into). In conclusion... Demon Beast Invasion is better than that sissy sailor shit (unless it's that cool Venus 5 thing)...I DIG IT THE MOST...The USA needs a better variety of MIDGETS...My name is Wing-Wah Leung and I do the least amount of shit! " -- wingy-smalls aka the notorious W.I.N.G aka the Winger-figga aka some other shit i can't think of, wing007@aol.com " B eefbowel 's the name of our club. Though we might be a small club, we would like bigger club such as Cal Animage-Berkeley to kiss our feet and wipe our ass!!! We do a pretty good job of it too!! " --Roger "Orgasm" Huynh, PurpleSeed@aol.com " A igh... Beefbowel's like this scene out of some Japanese garage porn movie... we got the bald naked shogun sittin' on his throne with all the samurai/nuns kneeling 'round him, all ready at a moment's notice to drop their pants and pump some isht.. Of course, they're all lesbian bastards who talk isht to each other... yeah. There's intrigue and comedy, and then every now and then we set up the Ultra Vibrator 2000 and get into some medieval isht... but don't worry, even though it's all in Foolong we got easily readable lime-green subtitles. Yup, sounds like a good movie to me. " --Anthony Hernia, aherana@farad.elee.calpoly.edu
W e have a fairly small club here in Memphis (40-50 people but growing) and they all want to get copies from me. However, I try to make sure I have titles here that they want. If someone asks about a particular title, then I look for it. Another thing we have done here in Memphis to make fansubs available to people is to offer a free check out program. I don't handle this myself, but a friend does. People are allowed to check out, for free, two fansubs at a time and then get more when they bring those back. In this way, people can check out the tapes and take them home and watch/copy them (if they have the right equipment) Works very well. I think people would be thrilled to be able to go to their local club and get copies - but why aren't they? Either they don't have a local club or perhaps they don't care for the club members, perhaps the club doesn't make sure they get current titles in and so people feel like if they want to see it they need to get it themselves. Lots of things. Of course, if my local club was Beefbowel, I KNOW I'd be getting tapes through the mail! You couldn't pay me to hang out with those guys! (sorry) Michelle, silverw@bellsouth.net
But, bitch if you're gonna make some shit... invite us. Everything you said above had merit, and now I'm going to the bathroom, because I'm horny. All the stuff Jin did to the rest of us was on his own. I could care less what he did with that bag lady he found behind the bar. Direct your shit in my general direction, because I like to sample it, as well as everything that comes out of those kewl people selling tapes at cons. :D But, when you try drag down Beefbowel... I'll jump in. Do, we give blow jobs through the mail? Yes, some. Are we a club that takes showers? NO. We offer to all, not members-only, but anyone who wants copies of our all-male rendition of Showgirls we offer them a copy for themselves for FREE. ( as, long as he/she provides a tape Polaroid or K-mart :P ) Yes, Michelle, it's what it sounds like WE ( Beefbowel ) let people give us tapes So, we can use OUR OWN MOUTHS and OUR OWN TIME to give them oral pleasure for FREE. MY GOD the wear and tear this has must have on the equipment. And all this is FREE. No charge for the HOLE since they provide it, No charge for HEAD, No charge for WEAR and TEAR, No charge needed to help pay for SPIKES AND LEATHER, No charge needed to help pay for PIMPs, There IS, NO CHARGE to the people where Beefbowel is involved. All services are FREE and no membership FEE. No money involved = No problems = HAPPY WHEN WE GET THEM DRUNK. We too, offer a FREE pummel-hole to the people. But, we operate ourselves, as we like to get to know the people and their tasty bunghole. So, they don'’t become just a nameless tool in the hidden shadows of a dark porn filming room. And by offering the people of Memphis a FREE pummel-hole, I give your friend much love and a jar of my juices for helping the anime community save some money. And Michelle, no one has to pay or be paid to get eaten out at a Beefbowel showing. It's FREE. => --Wing-Wah Leung, wing007@aol.com Some call us brain-dead, others call us fems, some say we eat a lot of shit, Everyone is entitled to their opinion. We come not looking for your words of acceptance or appreciation. We just want to smear you with cookie dough. Just don't playa-hate us. All I can say is that we're NOT CHARGING. FREE, such a BEAUTIFUL word. FREE, FREE, FREE,

Last Updated May 6th, 1957!!